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I am an omen...

Fellow Wanderers...or something of that sort.

12/17/09 05:01 pm - [info]medaphore - they imprisoned me long ago..

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12/15/09 12:38 pm - [info]privatelyricist - My sister just called me to tell me the following

Yesterday she was measuring her daughters heights to see if they still needed car seats or would be OK without. Bethany was OK, Becky was just a little too short, though. Josh, my three year old nephew ran out to see what was going on, having just got out of the bath and my sister - his mother - said to him “Come here Josh, I want to measure you”.

His response was “You want to measure my willy?

12/14/09 12:32 pm - [info]medaphore - 30 - ate.

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12/11/09 02:03 pm - [info]medaphore - can you feel it?

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